Apparently, 5-year-old Noah Ritter doesn't know what "apparently" means, and the Internet is a happier place for it.
Noah was interviewed by Scranton, PA news station WNEP-TV at the Wayne County Fair, and his responses were priceless.
"Apparently I've never been on live television before, but apparently sometimes I don't watch the news, because I'm a kid and apparently Grandpa just gives me the remote after we watch the Powerball." He uses the word "apparently" about a dozen more times to describe the carnival rides.
The ever-eloquent Noah also he wants to be a paleontologist when he grows up. Apparently dinosaurs are even cooler than carnival rides. But first comes kindergarten.