The 19 Funniest Letters Kids Have Ever Written to Santa

Santa certainly has his work cut out for him.

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Writing the perfect letter to Santa Claus is important business, but these kids took the task to the next level. Get your funny bone ready for these hilarious notes to St. Nick.

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1 "Why do you bring us presents anyway?"

We love "old fashend stuf" and "surprises" too, kid.

2 "I am SO sorry."

I have no idea what he did, but I've got to teach to him to quit telling on himself. 🎅🏼

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Uh oh...

3 Make It a Movie Night

#dearsanta "ho ho ho, I appreciate your hard work. I think you should take a break and watch this movie. Love Cam" (translation for those that don't read 1st grader 🤓) #letterstosanta #snoopy #peanuts

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Is this his way of saying he wants a dog like Snoopy?

4 "Is there anything the elves can't make?"

We have to say, throwing in some ice cream to sweeten the deal is smart.

5 Clearing Up Any Confusion

Here we go!! A letter for Santa Claus from Ayden..will travel tonite to the North Pole! 🎄🎁 "Elfie" has some work to do 😆😇 #elfadventures #elfontheshelf #christmastraditions #northpole #letterstosanta

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It always help to have a visual.

6 Selfless Sweetie

We'd also love a cake filled with rainbows and smiles, please.

7 Cutting to the Chase

Enough with the chit chat, can I get that fairy now?

8 Respect

my sweet sweet boy📝 found this treasure while cleaning😍😢💜 #respect #appreciation #blessedtothemax #letterstomrsclaus #letterstosanta #happyholidays #merrychristmas

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Mrs. Claus definitely does not get the respect she deserves, and this little boy knows that.

9 Don't Forget the Elves

Because Santa would be nothing without his elves.

10 "I fell off my bike. Please bring me a lot."

"Dear Santa, I have been very good. I got stitches. I fell off my bike. Please bring me a lot. Love, Anna Kate" #letterstosanta #Christmas2015

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Poor girl. Bring her a lot, Santa!

11 "I like presents."

And so it begins... #LetterstoSanta #NiceList #Christmasisonitsway

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Who doesn't, right?!

12 Not-So-Picky

Camden doesn't know what he wants-just something that he likes lol #letterstosanta

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This kid is making Santa's job easy this year!

13 Just Checking In

We hope they're feeling well, too.

14 True Believer

Your move, Santa.

15 Wild Request

This year at work, I organized letters to Santa.... This kid is going to be pretty mad when Santa doesn't come through.... #letterstosanta

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Santa may want to look into this recipe.

16 Never Stop Believing

😂😂😂my kid is pretty amazing. #letterstosanta

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Cookies AND candy?! Someone's trying to suck up to Santa.

17 "I did not succeed."

Is at first you don't succeed, write #santa. #laughlearnperform #kidswritethefunniestthings #letterstosanta

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At least she was honest!

18 There's Always Next Year

"Momma! Can you drop this off to the post office? Please don't forget!"- my 7 year old #letterstosanta #naughtyornice #carsonwt #nicoletaylorpersonal #merrychristmas #thingskidssay #ellen @theellenshow #christmaseve #boys #futureceo

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The new year is a new opportunity to impress Santa.

19 "You can give me toys or you can give me coal."

At least he's willing to take the coal.

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