The bad girls on Bad Girls Club wreaked havoc on the mansion they lived in, getting in fights and slapping each other around. So Oxygen, naturally, decided that letting them out of the house was a good idea, and that they should share a convertible and go on a road trip. Aimee ("someone's going to get thrown out of a car"), the "angry hairdresser from Philly," party girl Zara who's drunk all the time ("I'm sure she'll do something with a man, or a lady – maybe we'll catch her doing something with a horse," offered Aimee) and exotic dancer Leslie, who was thrown out of the house for some aforementioned slapping.
The bad girls are fun – they're like your most out of control friends' mean friends who your out-of-control friends had to abandon because of a court order. They should never have been released from the safe confines of the house. In a restaurant, they got falling-down drunk, had a food fight and got thrown out. Zara asked Leslie if she hates her. Zara doesn't know that the answer to that question is, always, yes. It's "I didn't hate you before, but I kind of hate you now." And that's the answer she got, which didn't go well (there were tears).
A casting event, where the women were sent to recruit new bad girls, was just sad. No women, mostly men, and the men were kind of creepy. It's not surprising, the creepy dudes part, but surprising that no bad girls in the whole city of Nashville are bad enough to be on the show.
Oh and for Bad Girls fans who really enjoyed the beginning of the season, when Ripsi went nuts and attacked all the other girls: Rip's back later. Awesome.
Also bad: On the Lot. Not so into it, as reality shows go – trying to get excited about it, since Garry Marshall is just the best and Carrie Fisher has become a fascinating character, but it's a little slow, watching the movies, and yikes that host! Adrianna Costa was wearing an astonishingly low-cut dress last night, as though she got lost on the way to Hooters and wound up, you know, on the lot. — Amy DiLuna
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